MyLifeIsSarcastic


No teacher, I totally don't mind that you told my mom that you think I have no self esteem. I am so looking forward to going to counseling for a fourth time! MLIS

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Of course you can wake me up early everyday of my summer and expect me not to want to want to hang out with my friends because i really enjoy staying at home cleaning all day.

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I just love it when the power decides to go out when I'm in the middle of typing my essay that half my grade is riding on! Really, it's the HIGHLIGHT of my day. MLIS

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Oh, don't worry about me! You go right ahead and enjoy the party while I stay at home watching my kid sister, no big deal! Oh, and feel free to drunk text me in the middle of the night asking for me to bring over some more beer, I don't mind! MLIS

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I love how you and me are best friends and that i am the only person you can tell your secrets to..but when anybody ask you who your bf is you always say the girl that talks shit about you and got mad because you did it one time..gee..love you to "bestie"..maybe i should talk shit about you to. mlis

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